Written jointly on Twitter by @WeNeedEU @TheFlyingSirens @carolJhedges
and @DanzierLea (with apologies to Lewis Carroll)
and @DanzierLea (with apologies to Lewis Carroll)
Did lie, dissembling, in the Mail
All flimsy was the case for Leave
And Remainers' wrath prevailed.
Beware the Bozzawock my son,
The stupid smile, the floppy hair
Beware the lying Mogg & shun
The Devious Maybot Lair
We took Verhofstadt's blade in hand
Long time the Leadsom foe we sought
So rested we by the magic tree
And stood a while distraught
And while in uffish thought they stood,
The Bozzawock, with wig ablaze,
Came whuffling through the London 'hood
And burbled as it came!
One two, One two, and with th'EU
Remainers bayed and showed their scorn
"We want it dead, not white nor red,
Nor blue, but utterly gone.''
The end
Remainers bayed and showed their scorn
"We want it dead, not white nor red,
Nor blue, but utterly gone.''
The end
Love this - what fun you've had writing it!
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