Monday, 14 September 2015
Mock & Roll (Adventures of L-Plate Gran)
I used to think my childminding skills were on a par with that famous fictional umbrella carrying childminder: 'Practically perfect in every way'. That was before I started minding Little G. Now it is becoming more and more obvious that I am riddled with faults. Most of them are being brought to my attention by the baby, who has taken to imitating me.
''ALLO!'' she greets me, sounding like a cross between Inspector Clouseau and a South American parakeet. Personally, I wasn't aware that I said this, but apparently I do. I also wasn't aware how often I checked my watch, until Little G started doing it. Not that she has a watch. She does a very good imitation of having one though.
She is also MUCH better at giving people The Hard Stare than I am; it's really scary, I wouldn't like to be on the receiving end of it. And she raises a tiny hand in gracious acknowledgement to drivers who let us cross. I have seen people collapsing over the wheel in fits of laughter as we pass. This is how we roll.
However the ultimate humiliation came last week, when Little G was tucking into her dinner of cheese and peas (we like rhyming food) and a friend called my mobile. Having watched me for a couple of seconds, she suddenly held her spoon up to her ear, gave me a cheeky grin and started making blah-blah noises into it.
They say everyone's a critic, but my goodness don't they start young nowadays!
To be continued ... ....
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Oh snort! I love the blah blah bit! Precious little G!ReplyDelete
Endless source of amusement. As am I to herReplyDelete
When will you two be on stage?ReplyDelete
I wonder ...Delete
Wonderful to read about, too...ReplyDelete
Small children know just how to bring us down to their level!ReplyDelete
Oh wonderful, she's going to end up as a mini you!! Although this is the age where you have to watch everything you say...ReplyDelete